Richard Branson is proof that despite being ginger, growing a beard and smiling a lot will make ensure you go far in life.
Not only content with owning perhaps the largest brand in the UK. Mr Branson, hereafter referred to as the the Tory in nylon pants, has continuously been seeking to expand an empire which would put Gengis Khan to shame.
The Tory in nylon pants yesterday bid £30bn pounds to purchase the near defunct banking consortium Northern Rock in place of our government who have bigger issues, like scratching their balls with a pencil, to worry about.
